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Unable to Post for Health and Safety Reasons

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Posted in Funny, Blogs, Wireless on July 25, 2008 at 9:18 am

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I won’t be blogging for a week or so as I’m off on my hols. Last year I was told the place I was going had WiFi so I bought a wifi adaptor especially to surf whilst away. However, when I got there they said “We were putting it in but weren’t allowed because of health and safety”.
I recently heard that the first step to wisdom was to stop blaming others and to accept the blame yourself. The second step is to realise no one is to blame. Wise words (except when obviously someone IS to blame) but I can’t remember where I heard them - possibly Kung Fu Panda!
Anyway, my point is that Heath and Safety has taken over from computers as the excuse of choice. Something we love to hate and are powerless against makes the best scapegoat. I guess we should be glad we have them to blame, in less technical times and places it has been the Jews or the Hutus…
Maybe Kung Fu Panda had a point.

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Accomodating Company Travellers

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Posted in the company on July 23, 2008 at 5:11 pm

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There’s been a load of fuss about MP’s expenses and their “second homes”. I don’t really understand this. Bizarrely for a the London Centric media no one seems to be saying what about the MP’s who live here already? Plenty of

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The perfect interface - until you let a user near it!

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Posted in Funny, music, Coding on July 21, 2008 at 3:29 pm

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Qu’est-ce que c’est le point? As Georgia Nicolson might say (I haven’t seen the film but the books are excellent.)

I spend a lot of my time designing user interfaces to be as usable, easy on the eye and generally as elegant as possible so I tend to notice other peoples idiocies and (very occasionally) other peoples genius.

The harmonica is an example of both (sort of). To get a major scale from hole 4 it goes:

blow, suck,

blow, suck,

blow, suck,

… suck, blow.

Doh! Let’s just make it complicated shall we? But it is actually a piece of genius. Why everyone thinks they can play the harmonica is because where ever you blow not only is every note in the same scale EVERY 3 adjacent holes form a major triad of that scale (the root chord). Brilliant, every note fits in with the scale and if you (deliberately or accidentally) get more than one hole it harmonizes with itself! How can you go wrong?

Well obviously getting the right notes to any particular tune still requires a bit of skill - the clever thing is the wrong notes still sound OK(ish).

And then it all goes wrong. People are just perverse. The harmonica contains all the notes that you need of the major scale which accounts for most “traditional” western music. The blues scale is different, you need different notes so blues and rock players play “cross harp” - they take a C harmonica, bend a load of the notes (by sucking “wrong”) and play in a G blues scale. Even if you gave them a harmonica with the right notes for the blues scale it wouldn’t work because the bending is what gives that beautiful distorted sound and allows you to play a bit “off key” for bluesy dissonance and tension.

So great design but Qu’est-ce que c’est le point?

NB This all refers to a 10 hole diatonic harmonica - they do make all sorts but this is the common one!

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Who’s been using my credit card?

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Posted in Men and Women, Home, Security, e-commerce, Uncategorized on July 14, 2008 at 9:08 am

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Too much security? I’m always complaining about it - however unless my wife has really spent

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Noahs Blog

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Posted in Funny, faith, Blogs on July 10, 2008 at 9:43 am

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Blogs, they are a bit weird aren’t they? And I guess I should know. This is one quite amusing…

Noahs Blog | Wittenburg Door

even if this one isn’t - if you see what I mean!

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Sat Nag

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Posted in Funny, Men and Women on July 8, 2008 at 8:35 am

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When compromise goes bad…

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Posted in faith, Men and Women on July 7, 2008 at 12:47 pm

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I’ve always been keen on compromise. It seems a grown up way to settle things and admits everyone may have a bit of the truth. Consequently I have quite admired the way the Church of England have held it together over the ordination of women. Obviously I have ridiculed them a (un)fair bit too. The truth is so easy to see here (though some may see if differently!) and most of the opponents seem to go out of their way to make themselves targets. If there is a media equivalent of wearing a sign saying “kick me”

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Dress Code

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Posted in Men and Women, the company, Home, Blogs, Uncategorized on July 2, 2008 at 4:45 pm

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I’m becoming obsessed with clothing. Having blogged about my new company shirt http://www.itpro.co.uk/blogs/davef/2008/06/23/is-my-career-static/

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