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Sexist ads

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Posted in Games, Funny, media, language, Men and Women, e-commerce on June 2, 2010 at 10:37 am

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I’m always ready to moan about PC - whether that’s Personal Computer or Political Correctness.

However before we had PC we had to deal our own cards at solitaire and had adverts (and attitudes) like this

http://www.icanhasinternets.com/2010/05/25-horribly-sexist-vintage-ads/

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Happy what?

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Posted in In the news, faith, language on December 24, 2009 at 11:19 am

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I get a bit fed up with “Happy Holidays”; it sounds so American and anyway I am a Christian and I’m celebrating Christmas - the birth of Christ. However, I appreciate there are plenty of people celebrating Hanuka or Winter Solstice or just celebrating each other or their new presents…

So here’s my compromise, Happy Holy Days (what “holiday” stems from). I expect some people will still be offended as they are atheist enough to believe nothing is “holy” but there you go, I think they are wrong. I may not have everything right and I don’t believe in anyone has a monopoly on the truth but if you can’t find anything holy I’m hoping that one day you can and I’m definitely wishing you can be (at some level) happy.

So I’m wishing you all “Happy Holy Days!”

And if life is too rubbish at the moment for you to manage that, then I hope you find some peace and rest for now and some happiness when you can.

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In Black and White - Stephen Hawking & the NHS

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Posted in Funny, In the news, media, language, Coding, the web, Blogs on August 17, 2009 at 9:43 am

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I’m a bit late in slagging Investors Business Daily (and all Americans by implication) in their announcement that Stephen Hawking would be dead if he were British. A great story for national stereotyping (racism?) in that it uses American stereotypes of Brits (accusing us of having a naff health system) whilst conforming to British stereotypes of Americans (being ill informed and assuming anything good must be American). I’m sure the father from Goodness Gracious Me is even now saying “Stephen Hawking? He’s Indian!”.

However, with the power of the web over paper and ink the article has been miraculously changed. IBDeditorials.com: Editorials, Political Cartoons, and Polls from Investor’s Business Daily — How House Bill Runs Over Grandma

A fine example of why software should be released via the web rather than committing to hundreds of CD’s before realising there is a minor glitch.

Maybe all that being able to hand your course work in then get it back and fix it is good training for the real world after all.

Pleas come back and read this entry again next week - I may have changed it to make it more interesting by then…

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Home working - a tale of freedom, loneliness and slippers

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Posted in Funny, In the news, language, the company, Home, the web on July 13, 2009 at 10:14 am

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I worked from home for years a while back, I went back into the office because my job function was changing. After a few years the company was bought out and the office closed and I had the choice of a 2 hour each way commute, home working or statutory (that is £3,000) redundancy. The problem was, given the amount of kit I now need as a developer, the office (cupboard) I used to use wasn’t acceptable so I spent several thousand to convert my cellar. Given what I save in petrol I should pay for it in 10-15 years ;-)
So what do I think about working from home… It’s great, you don’t need time off to let the gasman in, you can get up 5 minutes before you’re due into work, you can spend lunch time in your own house, all the stuff you always wanted  in an office (according to your taste - beds, TV’s, showers, gyms, recording studios, gardens) are probably there, if you need to work late you can see the family for a bit and then go back.
There are of course problems, the obvious thing that is missing are colleagues - no one to bounce ideas off, share a laugh with, share a problem (work or personal) with, colleagues / bosses are also the ones who notice if you turn up late / go home early / sleep at your desk. So you need to be self motivated - but when it comes down to it, if the work gets done who cares  - so if you have (achievable) measurable deliverables that’s not such a problem. The colleague thing is also easier with webs & phones. When I did this before I used to post floppies with updates & shared the home phone line for work (a real problem when I had a day off as I would answer the phone and be 1/2 an hour on a call before I could say “I’m actually on holiday today…”). Now I have dedicated work line, shared desk tops, web cams are disapproved of but can be used if really needed so idea bouncing & problem sharing can happen.
Yes there are distractions, I worked at home when both my kids were small - the youngest was born whilst I was a home worker. I found them easier to work round than colleagues - you can be ruder to your family. “I really have to work now, I’ll talk later” is actually easier with a two year old than it is with the office bore. Partly because the office bore knows you are lying. A more major problem was both I and my wife were at home all day, you can run out of conversation when you are together 24/7 - at least she goes out to work and brings home some gossip now.
Surprisingly one thing that can be missed is the commute - yes I’m glad to be rid of it, no I don’t envy you but the time to plan my day without being able to start it (on the way in) and to switch out of work mode into home mode (on the way back) is useful. I tend to work until a meal time and emerge with a head full of code, bugs, management issues straight to the family table. A discipline I would benefit from is maybe to leave the house and come back to it - a walk round the block just to get my head together at both ends of the day.
Anyway, one thing I haven’t found on the web is a “ten things that show you’re a home worker” - I’ll start one off, feel free to add…
You wear out slippers faster than shoes
You no longer know the price of petrol at every local station but you do know the cheapest electricity supplier
You only learn new jokes from the web - a give away is if reply LOL to a joke in the pub
You shave at random times of the day
You no longer panic at radio time checks during breakfast / shower / …
You start wearing “work shirts” for decorating just to get rid of them
You really can’t remember where you parked the car or which day you last used it
Your family recognise you - except when you wear a tie
OK,  I’ve run out so it’s either 10 octal or someone better suggest a couple more…

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Pedant? Accuratist!

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Posted in In the news, media, language, Uncategorized on July 7, 2009 at 9:00 am

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I’ve just had to moan at the Beeb (again). They have been reporting in the social housing report saying that claims of “queue jumping” are proved wrong by evidence that “equal numbers” are in social housing. Der, queue jumping is about the time spent waiting not the final results.

Does it matter? If equal numbers of ethnic groups are housed (by which I assume they mean proportional to the population or to the applicants or … it could get quite complicated!), anyway if some sort of equality is in place isn’t everyone (except the BNP) happy?

I doubt it. If you have been waiting for years for housing you are not going to happy! If authorities deny problems then extremists pick up supporters and if someone can provide a scape goat to aim your anger at then it takes strong person not wallow in a blame fest.

So yes it does matter because by potentially miss-reporting angry people will feel unrepresented and be driven into the arms of the BNP etc.

Has this got anything to do with IT? Only that accuracy is important - maybe that is a lesson I learned coding. Many of us create / review reports, read / generate statistics, make / influence management decisions and doing it right and being seen to do right can make a huge difference to work force moral.

I am starting a campaign to find a new term for someone who wants things to be right - perfectionist, pedant are negative terms. Is there already a word for someone who expects the details to be right when they matter but doesn’t get fussy when they don’t? I can’t think of one so I’m inventing “accuratist” - I expect it’s copyright to a watch company!

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Is your brain wired for the web?

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Posted in education, language, media, In the news, Home, the web, Facebook, Blogs, Digital TV, Google on March 13, 2009 at 3:13 pm

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Hmmm, maybe I should be getting paid by the BBC as my blog seems to be turning into  a series of adverts for them but I have to tell you about the other nights “Analysis”.
If you’re worried about having your brain re-wired by internet use this is a must - but I have to tell you the whole nature of the brain is to re-wire itself to it environment so it is not suprising but maybe not beneficial.
Anyway, if you deal in information or information technology it’s worth a listen - and the brilliant thing about the radio is you can probably do some work whilst you listen (although the program will tell you can’t…).
Listen again should be here http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p002bxdm/Analysis_12_03_2009/ as it was broadcast yesterday but it isn’t - maybe there were two “analysis” programs yesterday? (Hah! Advert for the BBC? Not if they’re making it so confusing! Get it right guys!)

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What’s in a name

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Posted in language, the company, Linux, Microsoft on October 31, 2008 at 4:22 pm

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Did I mention we’d been bought out by another company some time ago? I think I may have ranted over the issue a few times ;-)

Anyway, we used to sell two products that shared some same code and did much the same. One was named after X (because it runs on Linux using X Windows) the other after windows because it runs on Windows.

The marketing guys at the new company decided they ought to have a streamlined name like “blah for windows” and

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Never a Crossword? Part II Answers

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Posted in Funny, Games, media, language, Blogs on October 20, 2008 at 9:29 am

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Answers to http://www.itpro.co.uk/blogs/davef/2008/10/17/never-a-crossword-part-ii/

Not too hard I hope - not with the explantions anyway!

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Never a Crossword? Part II

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Posted in Funny, media, language, Blogs on October 17, 2008 at 12:38 pm

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Never a Crossword?

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Posted in media, Funny, language, the web, Blogs, e-commerce on October 16, 2008 at 11:04 am

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The current add on the IT Pro home page gives me an excuse to plug one of my hobbies - cryptic crosswords. I’ve been doing them for years but some time ago I thought “that’s a rubbish clue, I could do better than that” and after a while I gave it a go.

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