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Posted in Funny, Blogs, Wireless on July 25, 2008 at 9:18 am
Accomodating Company Travellers
Posted in the company on July 23, 2008 at 5:11 pm
The perfect interface - until you let a user near it!
Posted in Funny, music, Coding on July 21, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Qu’est-ce que c’est le point? As Georgia Nicolson might say (I haven’t seen the film but the books are excellent.)
I spend a lot of my time designing user interfaces to be as usable, easy on the eye and generally as elegant as possible so I tend to notice other peoples idiocies and (very occasionally) other peoples genius.
The harmonica is an example of both (sort of). To get a major scale from hole 4 it goes:
blow, suck,
blow, suck,
blow, suck,
… suck, blow.
Doh! Let’s just make it complicated shall we? But it is actually a piece of genius. Why everyone thinks they can play the harmonica is because where ever you blow not only is every note in the same scale EVERY 3 adjacent holes form a major triad of that scale (the root chord). Brilliant, every note fits in with the scale and if you (deliberately or accidentally) get more than one hole it harmonizes with itself! How can you go wrong?
Well obviously getting the right notes to any particular tune still requires a bit of skill - the clever thing is the wrong notes still sound OK(ish).
And then it all goes wrong. People are just perverse. The harmonica contains all the notes that you need of the major scale which accounts for most “traditional” western music. The blues scale is different, you need different notes so blues and rock players play “cross harp” - they take a C harmonica, bend a load of the notes (by sucking “wrong”) and play in a G blues scale. Even if you gave them a harmonica with the right notes for the blues scale it wouldn’t work because the bending is what gives that beautiful distorted sound and allows you to play a bit “off key” for bluesy dissonance and tension.
So great design but Qu’est-ce que c’est le point?
NB This all refers to a 10 hole diatonic harmonica - they do make all sorts but this is the common one!
Who’s been using my credit card?
Posted in Men and Women, Home, Security, e-commerce, Uncategorized on July 14, 2008 at 9:08 am
Too much security? I’m always complaining about it - however unless my wife has really spent £160 on XBox games like Metal Gear Solid (or something like that) then I may have to slightly change that to - Too little security, I’ve always said so.
It would be typical if if my wife’s card had been cloned / abused / whatever (what do I mean “if”, do I really think she’s got an Xbox stashed in the wardrobe? All those shoes are just a false lid to her gaming haven?) as she is always shredding innocent details (I keep saying “your name & address is in the phone book”, “yes it’s a receipt that has 4 digits of your card on but no one can use it”) and warning her aged P’s to look after their details. In fact we spent last night shredding years worth of her mum’s financial records. She still leaves a check on the step for the milkman though - name, address, bank details!
Anyway looks like we’ve got to spend hours on the phone getting it sorted
I’ve got to decide what outcome I want here, do I want it to be stolen card details? Hmm, which is going to be cheaper - a ripped off credit card or marriage counselling and gaming addiction counselling?
Noahs Blog
Posted in Funny, faith, Blogs on July 10, 2008 at 9:43 am
Blogs, they are a bit weird aren’t they? And I guess I should know. This is one quite amusing…
even if this one isn’t - if you see what I mean!
Sat Nag
Posted in Funny, Men and Women on July 8, 2008 at 8:35 am
http://iwantoneofthose.com/shop.do?pID=1596
Scroll down and click on the image half way down the page to hear some samples!
It made me laugh but I am amused by a little gender stereotyping - of either, or preferably both, genders.
When compromise goes bad…
Posted in faith, Men and Women on July 7, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Dress Code
Posted in Men and Women, the company, Home, Blogs, Uncategorized on July 2, 2008 at 4:45 pm
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