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What’s in a name

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Posted in language, the company, Linux, Microsoft on October 31, 2008 at 4:22 pm

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Did I mention we’d been bought out by another company some time ago? I think I may have ranted over the issue a few times ;-)

Anyway, we used to sell two products that shared some same code and did much the same. One was named after X (because it runs on Linux using X Windows) the other after windows because it runs on Windows.

The marketing guys at the new company decided they ought to have a streamlined name like “blah for windows” and ”blah for linux”. Great except we keep getting people trying to swap between them thinking they are identical. They seriously differ in places.

Choosing names is a big issue in marketing - Pen Island could have had a better name for their website than penisland.com for instance. They say the Mini Metro marketing team had to come up with a name and just as a starting point they were given 6,000 already considered and rejected!

However, a thought to engineering or even a moment to reflect why a company that knew the product used different names could have saved a whole raft of support issues and disgruntled customers. Marketing has its place but that place shouldn’t always be at the top of the heap.

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Small is Beautiful and it can’t be bought

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Posted in the company, Coding, Blogs on October 24, 2008 at 3:34 pm

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Ages ago I bemoaned Music Match Jukebox no longer working properly http://www.itpro.co.uk/blogs/davef/2008/06/13/musicmatch-jukebox-cddb/

It appears the problem is yahoo bought it and scrapped the existing database to try and get people to upgrade. MMJB was one of the few bits of shareware I’ve actually paid for - because it was good. It also doesn’t work with ie 7 - but that was just another reason not to use ie7.

How many times do we see a great piece of software bought up by some huge bunch of bozos who *-* it up(1)? Usually it is Microsoft who buy it & *-* it. Auto-route was brilliant. I remember the first time I saw the DOS version (85?) and the whole office clustered round to see this brilliant thing work out routes, display maps and generally wow us. The later versions with full OS map overlays - still brilliant. Microsoft bought it renamed it and totally *-* it. It sits on a 1G PC with a 19″ monitor and people would rather use a Tom-Tom because it is easier and faster. How did they manage to ruin it that much? Staggering.

More than staggering for some of us. For some of us it is worrying. I am now part of huge multinational - what will they do to the software product we have been designing and selling as a small company for the last 20 years?

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Think of an IP number, any number…

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Posted in Funny, QT, the company on October 1, 2008 at 8:24 am

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QT has been part of Nokia for a while but they seem to have started making their changes. Having been bought out once or twice I can assume most of the changes will be pointless ones that make the parent company feel in control and give waste of space managers something to do (bitter? me?) but their latest mail shows signs of real innovation

  • Modular architecture for feature selection
  • IP communications framework based on Telepathy
  • New Qt UI Test, a tool for automated system tests 
  • New reference design - Video IP Deskphone

Wow, IP telepathy - makes routing tables a thing of the past…

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Accomodating Company Travellers

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Posted in the company on July 23, 2008 at 5:11 pm

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There’s been a load of fuss about MP’s expenses and their “second homes”. I don’t really understand this. Bizarrely for a the London Centric media no one seems to be saying what about the MP’s who live here already? Plenty of  people commute from my area - no company would fund moving expenses let alone second home expenses if they offered me a job in Westminster. In fact my lovely company didn’t offer me expenses to travel / move when they closed my local office. It was work from home or fund your own 5 hour commute (or take statutory redundancy).
Anyway, back to MP’s. Because it is potentially a short job (although 5 years is longer than most peoples contracts these days) and because some work is in the constituency and some in London they get funded for a second home. Why not just set up furnished flats which the country owns and lend them out?

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Dress Code

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Posted in Men and Women, the company, Home, Blogs, Uncategorized on July 2, 2008 at 4:45 pm

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I’m becoming obsessed with clothing. Having blogged about my new company shirt http://www.itpro.co.uk/blogs/davef/2008/06/23/is-my-career-static/ I’m now going to tell you about the latest company dress code. We are to “dress appropriately to the environment” and must not wear various unsuitable items including “strapless tops”, “sports wear” and anything with “an offensive logo”.
Wasn’t it easier when we came to work in suits and ties? And the ties didn’t have Homer Simpson on them. Yes I know the women didn’t (all) wear suits and ties but deciding what to wear was just one of the many struggles women had that blokes didn’t. In the interests of equality why didn’t they adopt a uniform instead of making men decide too?
Anyway, how does this new dress code affect me?
My jumper doesn’t have straps - does that make it strapless?
My company shirt is sporty and has a potentially offensive logo (viz the company one) so that’s definitely out.
Given that I work in my cellar and a cellar is almost a dungeon what would be appropriate to the environment? I guess it might well have an excess of straps (and buckles and studs).
However, given that I was running a bit late and decided to check my mail & then make a coffee and finish dressing afterwards I found myself reading the dress code in my night attire and deciding that it was perfectly appropriate to the environment - until I get a webcam.
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Is my Career Static?

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Posted in the company on June 23, 2008 at 10:02 am

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 I’ve just received a new company shirt in the post. It’s good to know that as a home worker I’m not forgotten and that the company values me and shows its appreciation with freebies. It’s not the shirt that is important as the message it sends.

However,  what message do I get from the fact that it is 100% polyester? Maybe they want me to destroy my hardware with huge charges of static. Perhaps I’m supposed to creep up on competitors and destroy their kit - but why would I do that in a shirt emblazoned with our logo?

Maybe it just means that that they don’t value me much.  Unless polyester is hip? Or more believably my company is about 40 years behind the times and have just discovered the new drip dry wonder material…

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Measuring the Metrics

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Posted in the company, e-commerce on March 5, 2008 at 11:24 am

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No not metres vs. feet & perches but ways of measuring performance. More and more we seem to be lumbered with dubious ways of telling how good a system is performing. Fortunately for techies it’s fairly simple - if you deal with numbers you can record & compare them without too much hassle. Unfortunately for the rest of the world they need to try and convert things into numbers so they can do the comparisons.

That doesn’t always work. SAT tests for schools, waiting times for hospitals they don’t really reflect what’s going on. If your school kids are all getting lots of middle class help at home then they will (on average) out perform a load of English as a second language / “Shameless” parented nippers. By recording waiting times in casualty we end up with patients stuck in ambulances and not allowed in until they can be “processed” within the time limit.

I come to this thought as I just ordered 12 Kensington locks - little bicycle lock type cables to lock up various bits of kit round the office. In the old days I would have ordered them off eBay / redstore / Lyman’s or gone to PC world & then expensed them. Of course as part of a “big company” I order them via the intranet & they probably buy them in at half the retail price. However, when they arrive DHL’ed in 12 separate boxes I don’t think they are saving any money! I was disgusted & amazed at the waste & stupidity but thinking about it it’s probably a case of metrics. I expect whoever shipped them will be in line for a bonus because they are measured on how many boxes they ship & they’ve shipped loads.

We live in an alienated, miss-trusting world - oh for the days when your boss knew what you did & how well you did it rather than sitting miles away looking at (quite possibly misleading) figures.

Next time you look at / generate performance stats have a think about what they really mean.

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Is your back door open?

By Dave F in Reader

Posted in the company, Security on January 15, 2008 at 4:07 pm

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One thing I almost appreciated with my new big company is the need to use a hard password. They require you to use a 12 digit mixed case with numerics and you must change it every 12 months. A bit of a pain but I can appreciate the need for it.

However (you knew that was coming!) I’ve just discovered that each machine has an admin level account set with no password! Der, how secure is that? This is (I assume) to let support get access but to leave it blank? Maybe the logic is that even if it was set to a serious value then it would soon become well known and so pointless - but it would still be an improvement. A proper password hashed against the m/c serial number would be better.

Given the general efficiency round here it could just be the original account setup to allow config (these m/c’s arrive with user name accounts and passwords hashed against personal details so someone has set them up individually and we don’t use the Administrator account) and no one thought to remove it or give it a password.

As ever, it’s talk the talk, make the employees jump the hoops but at company level don’t even attempt to do it right.

So, have you checked your m/c - just nip into control panel, user accounts and see what accounts are there and if you don’t like them delete them or reset their passwords to something sensible.

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